As you know, Valentine’s day is coming and the opportunity to express your love too (As we couldn’t express it normally…).

Acuario

Keep in mind, there is no better gift for Valentine’s day than a good dildo.

Piscis

Don’t worry if it’s too cold, because this Valentine’s Day you’re gonna burn!!!

Aries

This Valentine’s day promises to be the day, save some time for a tune-up 😉

Tauro

Active or passive, it doesn’t matter, something hard is waiting for you.

Géminis

This February 14th will vibrate more than your alarm.

Cáncer

Start giving earplugs to your neighbours because they’ll need them on this 14th.

Leo

This Valentine’s day you’re gonna sweat more than in the gym.

Virgo

Your lucky day has come, no more wasting megas in online videos…

Libra

It’s gonna hurt your ass and it’s not gonna be from the squats 😉

Escorpio

This Valentine’s day, you’ll lucky, it’ll measure more than 25…cm….

Sagitario

If you don’t know what underpants to wear, better no wear anything… They’re not going to last.

Capricornio

This Valentine’s day, take the bull by the horn and don’t let go.