BYE BYE FEBRUARY!!
Galarreta’s team wish you a good week with our horoscope.
This weekend you and your crush are going to be very CLOSE.
You have a 69% chance of succeeding, 30% of staying at home and, a 1% chance of having a threesome… If I were you, I’d invest my chances in going for the threesome.
Relationships are not your thing, so take advantage of this weekend to go out and get drunk.
You should control yourself a little bit because the year has just begun and you are being unstoppable.
Fucking too much is fine, but at least learn the names.
Honestly, an exciting week is coming, but not for you.
Maybe this triggered lust will end up getting you into the wrong bed
So sorry, this isn’t your week, so put on your best pyjamas and go to sleep.
You Grindr is on fire, take advantage of this moment because it will not repeat.
Try to not getting involved with anyone in your friends, we know each other.
Sweet and chaste looking, but a little open and used inside.
Enjoy the foreplay, but be careful not to mess up too early.