Here is March’s Horoscope. Have you been nice?

Acuarius

Dear Aquarius, it’s okay to masturbate, but you’re abusing it. What about going out and meet people?

Pisces

We know you love crazy nights, but it’s the beginning of the month and, you’re broke. It is time to save!

Aries

Dear Aries, you know, lucky in the game, but not in love. If I were you, I’d start playing the lottery. Although, maybe this month, you’re fortunate…

Taurus

Ohh Tauu, spring is coming and, you know it. You’ve become the queen of the party.

Gemini

Of course, a healthy life is the best, but stop making excuses and go out at least once.

Cancer

We know, Grindr and parties are the perfect combination, but take it easy

Leo

Being with friends is important, but I know you can! Open up a little more.

Virgo

Honey, you always look good. But haven’t you thought about giving yourself time? That the years are starting to show and that little wrinkle is getting more and more noticeable every day.

Libra

Who said ex? New month, new life and, you’re taking it very seriously. Grindr has a lot of possibilities and, nobody knows it better than you.

Scorpio

Good things take time, I know. But, maybe it’s time to be more punctual. You can 😉

Sagittarius

Dear Sagi, you are focusing on trying new things. But, you should know your limits, later you can’t even set.

Capricorn

Capri, don’t open a door you’ve already closed more than three times. Face it, if it doesn’t have to happen, it won’t. Focus your efforts on other things.